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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 12:04
Still no good
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Human-sized Labubu doll sells for more than $150,000 - BBC
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
No, not a chance
If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
No way
Astronomers finally figured out how Pluto cools itself - Boy Genius Report
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
I'm British and I hate my glasses. Are prescription glasses better in New York City?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
What are your darkest taboo confessions?
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
4 ways women are physically stronger than men - The Washington Post
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Homophobia is clearly a harmful mental sickness. What can LGBT people do to cure it?
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts